Ever think your friends are the most cerebrally incomplete humans on the planet? If so, just take a look at the Public Timeline on Twitter. That'll make everything right again, because what we see there is an eternal pile of nonsense that makes even the stupidest tripe from someone you know seem like a deep philosophical enlightenment, fulfilling Maslow's Hierarchy and proving without a doubt that humanity will prevail from our collective ignorance of the universe.
"War or Warcraft"? Pick a side if you're at war.
Every party you go to is boring? That's not a problem with the parties, but a problem with the dolt complaining.
Thank you, @ERIARU23100 for injecting a little bit of sanity into that steaming pile of canine excrement ... and it looks like you might actually be a bot.